Always a favourite at Christmas, though for health reasons I can no longer enjoy it. That doesn’t stop me offering it to guests.
Moose Milk
Ingredients
Instructions
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The Germans provided the bratties, the Belgians the pils, the Dutch the ladies and the Canucks provided what can only be described as a very welcome addition, Moose Milk. I’d first tasted it whilst visiting Supreme Headquarters Allied Powers Europe (SHAPE) but that was many years previous.
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I was given the recipe at the time with the intention of making it as the guys did, in rather large camping ice boxes, but due to multiple house moves over the years I misplaced the card with the details on it. Only recently did it emerge from the depths of my garage.
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There are as many variations on the recipe as there are those whom enjoy it, many of them with a dozen egg yolks but that was not how I was taught. That said, however, as with all things according to Rule 4. Recipe: No matter what a recipe states, ALWAYS mature each dish according to your taste, cook longer, cook less, add more, add less, you are the one serving your creation, stand by your work.
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A word of caution spotted elsewhere on the Web: Within anything from a few minutes to an hour after imbibing on Moose Milk you will begin to feel the benefits. Initially a mild feeling of euphoria will overtake you as your metabolism increases its efficiency. Within a very short period thereafter, you will note various other benefits including a massive increase in confidence, pride, intelligence and magnetism to the opposite sex. There are only two possible negative side effects and they can be avoided by following these warnings:
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If you feel the urge to paw the ground and run head long into a member of the opposite sex? Resist. Despite the strong cravings you will undoubtedly feel for more moose milk, under no circumstances should you attempt to milk a moose on your own; this job is strictly for the professionals. Give it a shot, you will likely be most pleasantly surprised. * If you’ve ever visited you will no doubt have sampled Woodlawn, a damn fine golf course and equally been at the mercy of the Mackenbach road which for god only knows what reason, regardless of how the ball lies on the green, it shall ALWAYS roll towards the Mackenbach road; that’s just plain weird.
Nutrition Facts
Servings 37.8
- Amount Per Serving
- Calories 473.32kcal
- % Daily Value *
- Total Fat 12.99g20%
- Saturated Fat 8.07g41%
- Sodium 121.65mg6%
- Total Carbohydrate 39.52g14%
- Dietary Fiber 0.00g0%
- Sugars 36.35g
- Protein 6.57g14%
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily value may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.
